I Can't Trust Myself

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I’m not Tumblr famous.

  • Getting asks isn’t a regular thing, I still smile when I see Messages (1).
  • People don’t reblog me ASAP. Sure, I get reblogged 20 or 30 notes, if I’m lucky.
  • I don’t get asked for pictures of me.
  • People don’t ask me for requests.
  • I don’t have a lot to offer.
  • most of my blog is 99.9% reblogs
  • i LOVE every little follower of mine 

(Source: spongebobbryar, via iamthelady-z)

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Conversation with my very religious mother

Me:
did you know that it is a sin to wear that shirt and you could go to hell?
Mom:
Me:
I mean it has mixed fabrics.
Me:
According to the bible, that's a sin.
Mom:
show me where it says that
Me:
levictus 19:19
"'Keep my decrees.
“‘Do not mate different kinds of animals.
“‘Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed.
“‘Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material.
Mom:
Mom:
Mom:
well just because it says that doesn't mean you can say its a sin and we'll go to hell
Me:
so why are people doing that with homosexuality